“My kids locked my iPod for 45 years.”
So when does the paper turn soft?
When they said kids would require lots of money, I didn’t think they meant this.
Okay, here we go again: 2 glasses of flour, same of sugar…
…and butter should be the main ingredient!
Has there been an avalanche in the bathroom?
I don’t know whether to cry with happiness or grief.
Someone’s not really sorry for the mess.